People always say pregnant woman "glow". Um, no. There's no glowing here. Dark circles under the eyes? Check. Attack of teenage acne? Check. Stains on my clothes because apparently pregnant women become uber-klutzy? Check. But glow? Not quite.
Other recent observations:
- Cocoa butter really does make you smell like chocolate.
- Maternity shirts may not yet be needed for belly reasons, but will very soon be needed to accommodate the ever-expanding Girls.
- Being a recovered nail-biter, I'm not used to the strength and length of my nails now and may need to *gasp!* cut them down soon.
- I feel like it's super-obvious that I'm "with child" and can't fathom that no one else sees it.
Oh, and one final thought: if this woman at works turn the fan on one more time, I swear to God I'm going to unleash some killer pregnancy hormones on her ass.
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